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The Long awaited debut album, available in four delicious flavours. Click here to see cover options

01. There's A Tiger On The Boat
02. We're Not Shoes
03. Beat Me Like An Egg
04. Favourite Comb
05. The Ballad Of The Loch Ness Monster
06. Corrugated Flue Tubes
07. Living Above A Butchers
08. One Dog, Two Straws
09. Brian Peppers Sits And Stares
10. One Thousand Sugars Please
11. The Golden Age Of Biscuits
12. Prisoner 819 Did A Bad Thing

"Allow us to introduce the man who puts the woe into "Woah yeah!" - Arsey Rob, the petulant musical scientist whose current calling card is his first full length album. Potent, pugnacious and occasionally a bit ruddy obstinate he's a man always spoiling for a fight, often with himself. Here, however, he lets his music do the talking rather than his fists and restricts his love of violence to heavy-duty pieces of music like 'Beat Me Like An Egg' and 'Corrugated Flue Tubes'. Many people have tried unsuccessfully to categorise his music - is it apocalyptic electronica? Uneasy listening? Or simply spastic hardcore? Try imagining the sound of a JCB driving out of your speakers and into your face at the speed of thought - this is music that hits you simoultaneously in the mind, heart and bollocks. By contrast the album is littered with moments of sublime, fragile beauty. 'ThereÕs A Tiger On The Boat' in particular could draw tears from the eyes of crocodiles and Nestle marketing executives alike whilst 'One Dog, Two Straws' contains a lilting, dreamlike refrain that will steal into your waking world. This is both a demanding and rewarding listen for men and machines alike. Love your stereo and use it for what it was built for - playing this album. Do as Arsey Rob says - he knows best." - David Beerglass, Beerglass Records